all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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