I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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