He uses pillows to masturbate.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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