biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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