you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize