these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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