ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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