You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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