i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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