Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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