the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I had to cum in my sink.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
