Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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