I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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