i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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