He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
