but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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