apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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