Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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