Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm like, not good at living.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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