The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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