I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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