so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My ATM looks so different sober.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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