this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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