Small penises have feelings too.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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