Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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