There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Randomize
