I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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