they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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