She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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