hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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