Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize