Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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