Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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