Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Found the puke drawer
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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