the condom got lost in my hair
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize