She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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