I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Randomize
