Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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