Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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