the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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