Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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