I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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