Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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