Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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