Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think people are normalizing furries
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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