And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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