god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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