Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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