there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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