I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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