when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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