But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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