office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she looked like the before picture.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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