Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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