How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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