Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Shame - the story of my life.
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