You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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