omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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