i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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